They're building the 200 in Sterling Heights. Ironically, the only car in that brand's lineup to be built in the US.

Oh, I agree they weren't thinking or meaning that at all. I was just throwing it out there that because of "those people" (meaning the ones who say America references 2 continents and not the USA), an argument can still be made for its accuracy. Also, since Fiat's Italian, maybe they did think America included…

Auto,
Erotic,
Asphyxiation.

Just because there are exhaust pipes doesn't mean there is an ICE under the hood. This is a camouflaged test vehicle after all.

AnnualCreditReport.com, as you mentioned. However, instead of going there once a year and getting 3 (probably) identical reports, go there and just get 1 report from one of the agencies. Go back in 4 months and get 1 report from either of the other 2. Finally, 4 months later, go back and get the 3rd. Now, 4 months…

Rudiments, rudiments, rudiments, then some more rudiments

Seriously when it comes to drumming that is all you will every really need, no matter what type of drum you are attempting to play. Every piece of drum music is just a string of variations of rudiments. As you start to learn them better you start recognizing…

It's 16 if you ask MTV...

In trying to determine who drew a dick on their new mascot, the team immediately ruled out ex-manager Dusty Baker, as that would require him to use his pen.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

I agree- you're NOT good at interviews. You're only interested in the company I founded with my blood, sweat, & tears (not the band) because I'm looking to hire someone? Don't you think I might be looking for someone equally passionate about rotating tires? And you can't even fake it through a 30 minute interview? Did…

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.

Give Aaron a break, he's trying to pad his resume for a lateral promotion to Jezebel. Making mountains out of molehills is their milieu.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

If I meant a pacifier or noise-cancelling headphones, I wouldn't have posted my comment.

#4: whoever comes up with a painless, drug-free "mute button" for crying children will win a Nobel Peace Prize.

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.