Hurling a can of paint to coat the sensors is the optimal method, as seen here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalhead_(Black_Mirror)

Nice condition. Shame on the lack of options. No pics of the top up was a bad choice. Seller’s got this thing priced about 10k too high. ND.

Because the GOP has been systematically gutting public education for over five decades.

Yes, to a Republican senator, “First Amendment rights” are “nonsense.” I wonder how it would go over if a private citizen changed a few words in that tweet (“pro-Hamas” to “right wing extremist” and “traffic” to “progress”) and reposted it. Probably get put on a watch list or arrested, I’d imagine.

Mazda. Over the years I’ve owned a fairly wide variety of makes and models from different manufacturers and to date Mazda is the only one that has never failed me.

Needs at least four Raid: Shadow Legends references to feel truly authentic. Bonus points if you point them to a sketchy merch storefront. Also, for next time, use less punctuation—ideally you’d want to capture the cracked-out breathless can’t-string-two-thoughts-together-but-needs-to-avoid-dead-air dynamic by having,…

Easiest way to get the attention of these organizations is to put the stuff up on ebay with wild claims as to what it is and send to the link to high-visibility conspiracy theorists. They start freaking out, the watch lists they’re on throw keyword alerts to the surveillance organizations, and you’ll have men in black…

The worst thing about owning a car is when you hear any unexpected or unfamiliar noise—or smell an unfamiliar odor—while you’re driving. Rolling the window down to try and figure out the sound’s origin (if it’s you or if it’s someone else), feathering the gas or wiggling the wheel or tapping the dash to try to…

Around these parts it’s mostly Buick SUVs (Enclave, Encore) and the near-ubiquitious Camry for current models. For older models, Lexus sedans from 2006 to around 2012.

I definitely want to know what happened to the hardtop. Those bolts are up for a reason. Interior condensation plus no obvious rips or tears in the soft top points to it isn’t sealed correctly, and since this one’s clearly been outdoors for a while, it’s anyone’s guess what’s growing under the seats.

“Just be rich” is the one-size-fits-all solution for every rich person with a social media platform, closely followed by, “It’s easy--just stop being poor.”

“And any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king at all.” —Tywin Lannister

I can’t not think it’s saying “herpa derpa derpa derp” every time I see it.

To hell with the car, I wanna know what they’re using to keep the driveway that clean. Looks like a showroom floor. Given the house and the stable in the background I’d guess it’s manual laborers with power washers every weekend, but you never know.

Is that a LeBaron I see in the background of the first dirt pic? If that was in the “barn” along with this thing, keep an eye on that seller’s Marketplace page. I’d bet there’s quite a variety of these malaise-era “museum-piece” slowcoaches getting ready to be dusted off, shined up, and dumped.

They could get a season and a half out of Burning Chrome alone, tbh. Not serialized, but Black Mirror style. I’d pay cash money to see a talented auteur adapt The Winter Market, Dogfight, and/or The Hinterlands.

For me, CX-5 + MX-5. No complaints.

Ah, well, then it’ll be the word Michael Scott thinks repeatedly yelling is legally binding.

PTC is just checking to make sure you’re not a robot.

An “I’m retiring from Deadpool” statement really didn’t need to include six paragraphs of self-congratulatory pabulum with a number of grandiose claims that seem... a little dubious.