When the vehicle in front of you (that is large enough, tinted enough, or both that you can’t see through it) suddenly swerves into an adjacent lane to reveal a lane-spanning accident or standstill traffic right in front of it.

Has to have a manual transmission. Everything else I’ll compromise on, but not that. And yes, I’m aware that the ‘14 CX-5 I have may well be the last “new-ish” car I ever buy because of this. I’m okay with that.

If this is a ‘shop, they definitely went the extra mile to make it look convincing. External temp of 86 and 12:25 p.m. on the gauges matches the landscape you can see in the background of the tach—wherever that is, it’s very bright, dry, and flat. If it’s a recent image, much of Australia matches that profile pretty…

He’s putting two-thirds of it right into savings, so he seems to be learning well.

Major kudos to his mother for teaching him fiscal responsibility. He’s only 10 but he already knows more about how finances actually work than most high-school students.

Related:

When they hit 25 in CA, do they not have to have airbags any more?

“Warp speed” does have something in common with their plan, seeing as they’re both fiction, so from that angle it’s kind of appropriate.

Removing a panic button is maintenance.

I’d start by buying politicians. From an ROI perspective, there are few investments that are superior to having heads of committees and swaths of senators in your pocket.

“I may have opened the gates and banged pots and pans together as loudly as I could, but I am surprised the horses ran away.”

Oh, I’m sure the police could stop them just fine. They won’t because... reasons.

Mostly black, then white, then silver, with a tiny handful of red. Mostly automatics, with a tiny handful of manuals.

I should say the these are all buy-it-for-life products,

I should say the these are all buy-it-for-life products,

Only if they’re in CA, LA, NM, and NY; Coogan Law, or a variation of it, requires blocked trusts for minors’ earnings.

Can you imagine being on that team, going through, what, a year (?) of 18/6 crunch, shipping the game thinking the worst is past, then being told, “buckle up, y’all, you’re not done yet. Maybe by next April.”

Buy them preowned and you can knock $1100 off that price. Aerons last damn near forever. The one I’m sitting on right now came from an auction at the tail end of the dot-com bust and, other than some dust on the top of the back support, it’s in exactly the same shape now that it was then.

Buy them preowned and you can knock $1100 off that price. Aerons last damn near forever. The one I’m sitting on…

If they don’t win, it’s because the game was un-rigged.

If he doesn’t start campaiging for ‘24 immediately, the odds are fair to middling that he’ll be happy enough sowing more discord for two years while his campaign management keeps an eye on ‘22's results—if the midterms result in any kind of blue wave, or a statistically significant move to the left, his odds of being…