Pence is going to smoothly and consistently pivot, obfuscate, and flat-out lie. He may, but may not, respond to any sharp points with barely veiled condescension. He will come across the entire time with an attitude of, “You really have some nerve speaking this way to your betters.” It will very much be like talking…

A leader who leads would have gotten it in February. #DollarShortDonny

From the instant he was inaugurated, his regime was always going to end in blood. The only variables are whose blood and how much.

A non-trivial percentage of his base believes Elvis is still alive. The odds are better than even that they also believe if he does die, he will rise again in three days.

He’s faking it so he can claim he beat it like the big strong boy everyone tells him he is. Fits his pattern of “breaking things so he can claim he fixed them.”

Also according to the president and his doctor, he is 6'3", weighs 239, and has near-perfect blood pressure.

It continues to amaze me how ridiculously easy it is, in nearly every state, to obtain weaponry like this. Every time a new killing spree happens I look up “weapon laws in (state)” to see if the shooter could have legally obtained the weapon, and almost every damn time the answer is “yes.”

In Illinois, he can legally purchase and own that weapon. He’d need parent/guardian permission to get his FOID, but once he had it, he could buy any legal rifle he wanted to, and pick it up himself after the 72-hour waiting period. Only Cook County and Chicago have banned “assault weapons” (however they define it).

Neither. It’s a troll.

Honestly, I don’t know why super powerless Homelander from The Boys went to visit RBG’s casket in the first place

He’ll just hide in the White House bunker and hammer a bunch of incendiary, violence-fomenting tweets into his phone, and watch with glee as his disciples do his bidding, then deny all responsibility.

At the sentencing phase, they need to introduce this spew as evidence of “shows no remorse” so he can get the maximum.

Pretty ballsy move from MS, dropping $7.5bn on a suite of studios that, collectively, hasn’t released a game that cracked a 90 on Metacritic over at least the past four years. Guess that IP’s really valuable. With a ten-year window, that group’ll have to generate $750m a year, net, to break even. I wonder what they…

The question then becomes will there be less rioting or more? I’m guessing the implication is more, but the truth is actually less. Much less. There won’t be none, though, because hell hath no fury like a MAGAt scorned. Pickup trucks, 20-foot US flags, and AR-15 for days and days.

The fires might have been the tipping point, but yeah, it’s almost certainly the cost of living. Sell your LA 3bdr/2ba, buy an identical house in Houston on a bigger lot for a third of the price and half the taxes, then buy two more to make some rental income with the change and look at that four-grand truck as the…

that started life as a YouTube parody

He was nominated in ‘18 for it as well, by the same guy.

My favorite part of these old ads continues to be how small they make the people to make the vehicle look larger. Either these unloading guys are three feet tall or that thing is as big as a dump truck.

Methinks the lady doth protest too strongly.