5500's a decent price for a package deal: say, three and a half for the car and the other two grand on the stimulants I’d need to stay awake driving it.

Gettin more of a camel vibe myself.

And someone who almost squeaked onto the City Council in ‘17. She actually came out front in the general, but lost in the runoff. Ran for mayor in ‘15, too. She’s been an amoral, thirsty power-grabber for a long time.

You do realize both those actions support the intial assertion, of course.

I just don’t see Musk agreeing to work with anyone as long as everyone doesn’t do everything exactly the way he wants it done.

We’re not there yet, but there’s no reason a common protocol can’t be established among manufacturers that allows cars to tell each other what they plan on doing.

“Water will not be a thing in our house,” said the fish.

He is a republican darling who they think can one day be President. This Op-Ed pretty much puts that idea to bed.

Strap portables to ten drones and fly patterns around the towers. Constantly, randomly disrupting the signal is as good as trying to block it completely for these purposes.

Out of curiosity, I wondered how serious their commitment to diversity was, so I checked out the profiles for the members of their board. Prepare to be shocked by its monochromatic appearance. Their company officers are a tiny bit better but, uh, Ford, there needs to be less PR and more hiring. Less talking. More…

They do. The coroner said, “The cause of death wasn’t airway obstruction.” The independent said, “The cause of death was shutting off the flow of blood to his brain.” A UFC ref would have called off the cop at 2 minutes because what the cop was doing is basically a modified rear naked choke.

Friends don’t let friends click Deadspin.

thrown

Posting memes on facebook is performative and, without action, meaningless. Next time an election for local sheriff rolls around, ask ‘em who they’re voting for, and try not to be too surprised when it turns out to be the white candidate.

Know what else is museum quality, common as dirt, and doesn’t warrant a second glance? The floor tiles.

Definition of the trots

Real preppers are doing fine; they plan for something, that something happens, the plan’s in place, done.

I’m going to guess that the movie virus is going to eventually mutate into a form that makes humans explode whenever they get within six feet of one another. Otherwise, why have Bay helming it?

I wish the hospital could have refused them and told them, “If you think your god is gonna protect you, go set up a bed in your church. GTFOH.”