Elon Musk : constitutional scholar :: Ben Carson : urban development expert

This is definitely an interesting and potentially low-cost way to amass a staggering amount of facial-recognition data.

Putting a period at the end of that sentence instead of a question mark is accurate.

This, exactly. Rationally, this is CP all day long, but for those of us who are irrational in this particular way (guilty as charged), $6k is very well priced.

This is such a strange matchup I don’t know how anyone could compare them in any real way. It’d be like pitting Al Jolson against Rick James... like, what?

I am okay with this, as long as said protestors-in-scrubs haul their lazy asses down to the nearest hospital and work a 12-hour shift hauling laundry and using their limited skill sets to help nurses and doctors with whatever they need.

Your prose has been straight fire lately. Have been enjoying it greatly.

It doesn’t matter how loud he yells. Nobody with a lick of sense is actually listening to him any more. And he’s starting to realize it.

Trump wasn’t done; he noted he is “a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history,

I don’t really care if people double space after a period or not, since the first thing I do when I open a new submission for editing is Ctrl+H all the extras. Usually takes less than a second.

“I don’t know if that was a seance or a freestyle” really sums it up well.

Oh dear god he made a mayo-based tuna soup. If he likes it more power to him, but feedin this to kids... someone needs to call CPS.

A donger is what Deadspin (RIP) used to call a home run.

Rudy Giuliani, following 9/11, was not only “America’s Mayor” but had a 79% approval rating for quite some time.

When I see bastardizations like this, I always want to meet the person who thought this was a good idea and have them explain to me exactly why they thought it was a good idea. I could then compile maybe ten or fifteen of these tales, write ‘em up, take a bunch of pics of their “great ideas,” make a coffee-table book,…

TX is trying to do the same thing. What they haven’t yet figured out, because they’re about as intelligent as the average cinderblock, is that businesses need customers, and customers need money. Unemployment’s up, commerce is at a crawl, the president’s bribing everyone in the country with cash, and 90% of the…

That’s what I meant by inspectors, yeah. Gonna be a whole lot of renovation in DC in early ‘21, I’m thinking.

I will not be surprised to learn that Biden’s transition team will consist of a much higher amount than normal of Capitol Police, inspectors, and heavy-duty legal personnel to lock down the West Wing as soon as the election’s counted to keep an eye on things during those two months.

If the president loses on election day in ‘20, his 2024 campaign will begin the instant the results are in. We will not be rid of him or his disciples until he is dead. And after he is dead, his disciples will prop up his imagery and worship that, and he will stay as relevant as Reagan did all through the ‘90s and…

Sanity has nothing to do with it. Privilege does.