Instead, these eight men decide to make a spectacle of the tragedy.

Oh, I’m hardly an expert. I only looked it up in the first place to see what you were talking about. I had no clue what it was five minutes before I read your post.

Nobody wants to admit being in the same sexual boat as the president, I guess.

Scanning Tunneling Microscope, for next time.

Neutral: The Tundra’s built exclusively in Texas. This does not make it an American truck.

His money itself is the spoiler bid. “If I can’t be the nominee, neither can any of you.” Just hire everyone else’s staffs out from under them, gut their election machines, and cripple their capability to organize and campaign effectively.

Neutral: No, and I live less than ten minutes from both a quarantine center as well as a vaccine-research location.

He will lose, but he will not leave.

He’s the other billionaire trying to buy the presidency.

Those Russian Internet shit-starters sure are learning to write English a lot better than they used to.

It turns out when you get elected to public office, particuarly one associated with law enforcement, the expectations for “privacy” change a great deal.

“Literally” is, literally, what it used to be. It also isn’t literally what it used to be. So... yes and no, but mostly yes, and mostly no, depending.

Neutral: It’s a simple fix. Change the name, the branding, and the whole “this isn’t a bike, this is a lifestyle” motif. That motif used to be the driveline of the ship. Now it’s an anchor. Until they figure that out, the anchor’s going to do what an anchor does.

Check definition 2. It’s not a trend any more. Hasn’t been for over three years. Sorry.

This is really good news. I’d much rather he not be involved in anything regarding the coronavirus and this current-but-impending-crisis, thank you. The less control and influence he has over actual events, the better off we will all be.

If you recognize this product, you are dating yourself, since it went off the market in the early 1980s.

This is the best headline I will read today. Thank you.

Ever since Kamala Harris dropped out, Warren’s campaign picked up a lot of her supporters

It’s likely a shout-out to a regular Colbert introducing-a-new-person schtick. If you read it in his voice, and you’ve heard them before, that transcript “sounds” right.

NDT has become “the commenter who didn’t read the whole article.”