You say this as if the outcome were in any way in doubt. It never has been. The GOP’s stacked the deck so high and deep that unless they start dying off in pandemic-level quantities, there’ll never be another Democratic president in our lifetimes. “Losing the vote but winning the election” is becoming a GOP staple,…

This video is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. He is so unapologetically, childishly, clumsily, desperately needy that he literally cannot stand not being the center of attention for even five seconds.

If I’m interpreting these evaluations correctly (?) it looks like we have “really sucks,” “kinda sucks,” “sorta doesn’t suck,” and “doesn’t suck as much as expected.”

I tape one to the inside lid of the dishwasher detergent box since it’s the powder type. Helps a bit. Any extras I find go in a wire mesh container under the kitchen sink.

and there will definitely be at least a few lawmakers who choose to boycott the speech entirely.

a momentary lull gave way to a subtle flourish... a handful of glowing “cages,” in which sat Latino children. 

A smidge Bugeye Sprite? Hell, graverobber, I thought someone had put a body kit on a ‘59 when I saw the header image and the fingertips were poised to rage in the comments. More than a smidge.

I was really confused by this until I realized you were talking about the forum troll, not the president. I was referring to the video from the Miami Herald; in hindsight, that could definitely have been clearer.

Neutral: Tesla’s valuation is not comparable to the big three because Tesla can, does, and will continue to do one thing in huge quantities that the big three cannot:

*yawn*

He literally has to be the center of attention 100% of the time, doesn’t he?

Grackle season is why I keep a tennis racquet in the car. They’re quick to attack but they are not at all nimble, which makes them excellent shuttlecocks. Annoying trash birds is what they are.

The best part about this story and the header image is that the header image literally has all the implements you need to have an approximately zero percent chance of maiming yourself when slicing and pitting an avocado: a spoon and a cutting board.

In Spanish, which is spoken much more in the US than Italian, “papa día” = “daddy’s day,” more or less.

It’s definitely more aimed at “damage control” and “airtight cases” rather than “expertise with the equipment.”

This gets trotted out a lot, and in theory (and in high-density population centers with a variety of mass-transit options) it would work great. As a thought experiment, pretend you, with all your faculties intact, didn’t have a car, or any access to a single private vehicle whatsoever, for a week. How well would you…

Wonder how good their 0-60 times will be once they implement this.

Or ride by on their bikes blasting those airhorn-in-a-can things at the sound sensors.

For his most ardent supporters, a Trump rally is a form of church, one where their leader is a fascist, narcissistic buffoon and criminal and their gospel primarily centers on making life as mean and miserable as possible for those they consider heretics, which is to say, anyone darker, queerer, more foreign.

I’m sure it was comprised of mostly one-syllable words.