Someone needed to lean over and whisper “brown liquor” into Pete’s ear here.

Got .gifs for the Dems, GOP, and president, but you need one for the American public.

The fact that you seemingly believe facebook will honor any requests that go against their ability to exploit every scrap of information they have on you for profit is absolutely, screamingly hilarious.

If O’Grady’s been a solid, non-problematic, high-balance-paid-in-full-every-month, long-term customer of that card, it most definitely will pass the smell test.

And her opinion is relevant in any way because...

That’s certainly some kind of take.

For a brief moment, I thought that was Susan Sarandon in the header image.

Couldn’t afford them back then. :/

Neutral: I do not have a hybrid. I will eagerly buy one in a heartbeat the instant they make one with a manual transmission.

One screen is too many screens. Welcome to the club, Mr. Brown. We saved you a seat.

The guy’s an idiot and a coward. Odds are he wasn’t using Krylon. The USA Today story mentioned they observed “making motions consistent with writing,” so he may well have been using straight-up acrylics and using a small brush. That way if he got caught in the act he could wipe it off in a hurry—which, being a…

How stupid do they think we are?

Sponsored articles should really indicate that somewhere.

in the aftermath of Megxit.

Your schtick grows tiresome.

Just hire a bunch of burly security personnel to show up, sit down, watch the squatters, and record everything that happens. Don’t interact, don’t engage, don’t be confrontational, just sit and watch them. It’s their property, so setting up a bunch of cameras that point inward is well within their rights.

The thing is, you gotta remember I’m actually in agreement with you. They should held to a higher standard. They should be jailed for this.

Can I make a verbiage/style request on stories like these? Could y’all start using the verb brandishing instead of flashing?

Yes, I know they are. I’ve seen and read a lot of them. They depend too much on connecting dots and making assumptions.

When it comes to stuff like this, keep an eye and ear out for adverbs. Adverbs are designed for ambiguity, used to coax (or convince) the reader/listener into believing the accompanying statements are demonstratable, proven facts when they may or may not be—and usually are not.