Not to mention the friction associated with keeping a condom in a wallet.

Yeah, but isn't the point of priesthood to be a holy man at all times? It's not like the priests should just be allowed to go "Well, it's 1:00 in the afternoon on a Sunday. Time to hit the bars and pick up some hookers." An obvious exaggeration, but it's part of the life they've chosen.

Hahahaha you get +1 internet. I love it.

I wasn't trying to use the terms interchangeably, I meant the slash to be treated as an "or". Sorry for the confusion.

Ok, so maybe I'm not understanding this correctly, but this car - if it were a gyrocopter - would need forward momentum to lift off, right?

My sentiments about this article.

Maybe you can elaborate. What's the difference between a gyrocopter and a helicopter, and which differences make gyrocopters plausible as cars and not helicopters?

"You know why I stopped you?"

I lol'd! Heart for you.

This made me think of this website: [gayhomophobe.com]

Quickmeme doesn't let me use the pictures, but your mention of Keanu made me do this. [qkme.me]

It's plain stupid is what it is.

Maybe this is a better thing for you to buy. [www.amazon.com]

Some people on the Amazon marketplace like to review books/magazines that they don't even own. Cosmo has a really low rating because the yearly price for digital distribution is pretty close to the two-year price for print.

"there's a better than decent chance that it agitated Amazon reviewer oswego13's sciatic nerve"

My girlfriend's car's steering wheel already vibrates at 70 mph.

You made my day. :D

This isn't really new. I think Facebook has been doing this for some time now.

"She heard a honk, looked up and discovered a man in a BMW waiting for her spot. She signaled to him that she would be a few more minutes."

Not just a regular orgasm. A super-orgasm!