Or you could know where you're going beforehand or bring a laptop with you. Seriously dude, you don't need a smartphone.

If he did, he'd be running the car in the garage. A death sentence for anybody.

I think you meant "hit the nail on the head".

Replying to promote. Good to see a smartphone user that has an appreciation for the more primitive side of things.

I honestly can't tell if this article is trying to troll people or not.

I don't really need a smartphone. Would I like one? Sure, but why the hell do I need one? My "dumbphone" does everything I need it to. Text and call. You know, phone stuff. I don't "need" apps, mail, or Twitter.

"Super Orgasmic Purple Flavored Condom"

I have no idea to be honest. It's kind of like saying five-toed gloves.

Not necessarily. I have a pair of Five Finger Komodo Sports and I wear them whenever the weather permits. I'm not a very big runner and I don't work out. I just think they're very comfortable, and they allow your foot to take its natural stance.

Please. There are tons of those in Africa. They make them using slave labor. #superracecard

Did it. You're welcome. Although he broke the cardinal rule. There is always ???? before profit.

I lol'd! Although for some reason I have some friends who insist that white is the absence of all color.

You have a great point. My buddy had an iPhone 3GS for the longest time (I think around 3 1/2 years). When he finally got an iPhone 4S for Christmas, he wound up giving the 3GS to his little brother. Not to mention a lot of iOS devices will be resold. When's the last time anybody bought a used Android phone?

So what distro of Linux do you use?

Hey, Five Fingers shoes are awesome! :P

We're used to really good products. But we always want the next level up to be a very noticeable change. Remember how much better XP was than 2000 when it came out?

He's not saying that the upgrades aren't bad or anything. He's saying that it's not really worth buying a new one if you already have a iPad 2. There's a difference of course. Remember how HTC would make insane amounts of phones, and then release "sequels" to those phones with only marginally better upgrades? It's…

Has nobody floated the North Korea possibility yet?

I'll just leave this here.

RTFA. He addresses MRI's in there.