I don't really need a smartphone. Would I like one? Sure, but why the hell do I need one? My "dumbphone" does everything I need it to. Text and call. You know, phone stuff. I don't "need" apps, mail, or Twitter.

"Super Orgasmic Purple Flavored Condom"

I have no idea to be honest. It's kind of like saying five-toed gloves.

Not necessarily. I have a pair of Five Finger Komodo Sports and I wear them whenever the weather permits. I'm not a very big runner and I don't work out. I just think they're very comfortable, and they allow your foot to take its natural stance.

Please. There are tons of those in Africa. They make them using slave labor. #superracecard

Did it. You're welcome. Although he broke the cardinal rule. There is always ???? before profit.

I lol'd! Although for some reason I have some friends who insist that white is the absence of all color.

You have a great point. My buddy had an iPhone 3GS for the longest time (I think around 3 1/2 years). When he finally got an iPhone 4S for Christmas, he wound up giving the 3GS to his little brother. Not to mention a lot of iOS devices will be resold. When's the last time anybody bought a used Android phone?

So what distro of Linux do you use?

Hey, Five Fingers shoes are awesome! :P

We're used to really good products. But we always want the next level up to be a very noticeable change. Remember how much better XP was than 2000 when it came out?

He's not saying that the upgrades aren't bad or anything. He's saying that it's not really worth buying a new one if you already have a iPad 2. There's a difference of course. Remember how HTC would make insane amounts of phones, and then release "sequels" to those phones with only marginally better upgrades? It's…

Has nobody floated the North Korea possibility yet?

I'll just leave this here.

RTFA. He addresses MRI's in there.

Cecil County. As northeast as you can get in MD! Although back out in Frostburg where I go to college it's roughly $3.70 a gallon.

Your concept is flawed. The tarsals are the bones in your feet. Carpals are the bones in your hands. iTarsal would require special shoes, your concept sounds like it should be called iFanny.

I fail to see how this is even remotely related to the iPad.

That can (sort of) be explained. They did it in a Mythbusters episode once - I think it was the batman one. They just had a post in the ground and put the cable/rope around that. The car pulling the other vehicle was actually moving perpendicular to it. If the truck or whatever they used to pull him was obscured in…

Gizmodo writers do some actual investigative journalism? Never!