That's all Lance Armstrong needs, right?

Hahahahaha hearted. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

Is it explosion-proof?

Deep pockets. They'll slide around in there. Take it from a guy who put hand warmers in his pockets one year.

BlackBerry uses Core Switch!

Hard drive storage for HP. 3 terabytes for the win!

Me too! I wasn't paying attention 5 seconds ago and some asshole came into my apartment and stole my computer right out from under my fing

There's an ATM at the local (Frostburg, MD) Sheetz that is completely surcharge-free. I think it is sponsored by M&T Bank.

Since it's an ISO file you should be able to. I used VirtualBox with ISO files and it worked fine.

I see what you did there.

I have to say it was very funny to read the comments full of people thinking sea stars actually move that fast.

We need to go deeper... deeper... DEEPER! OH GOD DEEPER!

Yeah, I guess they did change the title. Still a really badass ice tornado.

I feel proud that me and my girlfriend have actually done this. Googling sex positions together is fun too.

You sir win one internets for this ridiculously witty statement that made me fall out of my chair laughing.

The ice tornado is the predicate (what he was referring to) when he said "slow-motion". So technically he is correct.

This is going to be made into a horror movie in 3... 2.. 1...

How dare you make assumptions about how little work skills college grads have? We do internships, summer jobs, study abroad. We WORK. I WORK, and I'm only a freshman. I've been working since my junior year of high school. Don't say I don't care to work, seeing as your ass is sitting at home doing nothing.

Needs moar cowbell.

I would hardly identify myself as a communist, sir. And if you would like a demonstration of how difficult it is to get a job right now, perhaps you'd like to quit your own and search for a new one?