Uh, did you read what I said? We talked to the officers when they came out. They said it was *out* of Campus PD's jurisdiction. And so did Campus PD. I am not in California. Lol.

Really? Cause, y'know, the Ferrari logo is right there. On the front of the car. In plain freakin' sight.

Hippies? Really? They're promoting financial responsibility for some of the most rich people in the world. It doesn't bother you that as of 2007, 1% of the population controlled 34.6% of the country's money?

The campus police out here (Frostburg, MD) are real police, but you are correct, they only have jurisdiction on campus. I live off campus, and a few months ago someone smashed in a window of the house across the street. We literally live about 100 feet from Campus PD, and my buddy went to report the crime. They said…

I'm going to use that from now on.

Seeing as there's one called "Night of the Giving Head", I don't doubt it.

Not a very good picture of her. Come on man, at least get down to the chest.

Ouch. That's something I didn't know about it. Damn, I really wanted one of these for Christmas too.

Uhh, why? Amazon has far from a stranglehold on the tablet market. Technically this is predatory pricing (i.e. large chain stores selling items at a loss to eliminate competition, a la Wal-Mart) and while in many cases it is illegal, I doubt anyone is going to complain.

Honestly, I'm probably just going to wait for a good JB to come out. My iTouch has no battery issues whatsoever.

This is beautiful. I use wireless Bluetooth headphones with both my iPod Touch and my computer, but it refuses to work with more than one at a time. Now I can use them with both quickly and easily!

I mean assembled as in the parts individually would cost less than what they charge. It's not that hard as long as you know what you're doing. Which, sadly, only a very small percentage do.

Physics for the win. Of course water travels horizontally.

What about Triple P?

My definition of "overpriced" is that the entire machine could be assembled for less than half the price. I am actually working on a desktop system at the moment which will have almost as much power as an iMac for roughly one-third of the cost ($378 to be precise).

Hearted. You win one internets.

That's because the majority of Apple products are overpriced.

The materials to make a Kindle Fire cost $150. The end price is $200. So, yeah, it's a profit. Not much of a margin, but profit is profit.

I'm going to guess you're referring to the Kindle Fire. You should have read the article Giz had a week or so ago, it actually turns a profit.

You should be CEO. You'd have the people's support.