I honestly use salted butter for most things (I buy a tub of spreadable butter for toast etc) and nobody has ever complained about my baked goods being salty, nor have I ever noticed any extra saltiness.

I like big butts and I statistics can not lie

lol just watch real porn. 

The cops ought not to be lying to anybody, at all. And confessions are the second most useless type of evidence to any investigation [the most useless is eyewitness statements] because you can get anyone to confess to anything if you go about it in the right[wrong] way. They are supposed to take a statement, then…

It’s a good start but barring them from lying period would be better.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

I disagree. If anyone is subject to the draft, then everyone should be. And also I think that the families of Congress and the president's cabinet members should automatically be drafted first. Maybe if it's *their* children killing and dying they will be less inclined to start shit.

Doctors should be empathetic about it, of course. And obesity is not a simple, straightforward, problem that can be “fixed” just by saying it is bad. But the doctor’s job is to promote health and prevent disease, obesity is probably the second leading cause of sickness and death in the US (after tobacco) and numerous…

The reason they are educated to link obesity to a multitude of health problems is because obesity is linked to a multitude of health problems.

The fact that a bit of hyperbole, said to a ref while trying to illustrate the size difference between two players, has been made into a scandal gives another reason for people to think the WNBA is a joke.

After that, Stewart must be blue in the face. The wheels of justice were definitely turning on this case. The lead detective is definitely the big cheese in the department now, at least that was what cheese said. As for Stewart's mates, their probably cheddar off with out him.

Eh, we’ll probably get the same moldy jokes as usual...

so are ticks and mosquitoes, crush them between your fingers too

a seas-and-desist letter

or some kind of a leagull injunction

So, with what am I supposed to hit them?

gulls are nasty, germ ridden, flying sewer rats.

Also, an example of mRNA vaccine operation, as illustrated by XKCD:

Better than Dave Barry!!!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Really. A nicer guy wouldn’t do this shit.

The unidentified woman reportedly died by suicide