That’s a very high olive to meat ratio. You must be a big olive fan. Can’t say I disapprove.

The wooden cutting boards do seem to be what sets people off about them.

I like to diffuse any possible accusations of being bourgeois by plating my charcuterie on a kid’s smiley face platter.

I live in a place where fresh bread, cured meats and cheese are considered staples, and therefore relatively cheap. I assume pickles, olives and nuts are affordable everywhere.

So we can officially declare social media a mistake now, right? Like the verdict is in?

Echos of Stan Albeck and Jordan. But in this case Williamson’s had a few extra months to get right; you telling me he can’t plan more than 15 minutes?

I watched a heroic employee try to roll up a burrito in which someone had ordered double everything.

I had never thought about a half pound egg roll before, but, now, yes, i want one.

Saw this for the first time in early-1998, on the tail-end of my eighth grade year. A particularly devil-may-care substitute teacher showed it to my class (I’m pretty Mr. Zuck was not asked to sub at my middle school again lol).

I watched this as a teenager who was also growing up in New York City at the time, and I remember being terribly confused because my life involved zero sex or violence or drugs and I wondered if I was doing it wrong.

second-degree attempted assault

Gizmodo to oil and car industry: F-U.

Saveljevs was also sentenced to two to four years after pleading guilty to second-degree attempted assault for attacking an off-duty police officer, CNN notes. The officer, who was walking his dog, suffered a broken cheekbone after Saveljevs struck him with an object. Saveljevs will serve both sentences…

“Saveljevs was also sentenced to two to four years after pleading guilty to second-degree attempted assault for attacking an off-duty police officer, CNN notes. The officer, who was walking his dog, suffered a broken cheekbone after Saveljevs struck him with an object. Saveljevs will serve both sentences concurrently.”

Concurrently? This scrote deserves consecutively.

I’m glad to see Trader Joe’s responding, I didn’t think the labeling was racist and the petition has a mere 7000 signatures. Clearly not a lot of people do either.

Dear Police Officers:

I’m sure the police unions, sheriff’s departments, officers involved, shitbag pundits, and basement-dwelling grays will be issuing an apology for using this incident to claim persecution and as die-hard proof that cops are mistrea- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just kidding. They’re just going to keep teargassing innocent…

“Though many plastics are recyclable, single-use plastic bags are not, as they have the tendency to clog up recycling machinery.”  Could the millions of dollars and brain-power be better spent designing recycling machinery that DOESN’T get clogged up by plastic bags?  I’m not being facetious, or saying it should…

Jesus, just fucking bring reusable bags. on the 5th trip it is as unforgettable as phone, keys, wallet.