All those screenshots and nothing of what she originally said? I’m genuinely confused about what we’re supposed to be looking at, what the accusation was, etc. It’s like your making us jump into this halfway through the show.

To be fair to all involved, she very definitely is 100% a lying bitch.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess Jezebel isn’t widely read by a lot of federal LE personnel (if I’m mistaken, please correct me). But I hope that any who might be reading this take the time to think about how Trump is using you as props in his desperate bid to get re-elected. He gives no fucks about “law & order”,…

Is literally no one embarrassed that “objective rational linear thinking”

Well McEnemy is a lying bitch, that goes without saying.

First they came for the Sweet Valley Twins, and I said nothing because JFC this is a ridiculous argument and it would never happen. You can buy a copy of Mein Kampf if you want, FFS. No one’s coming for Sweet Valley, you prairie-cosplaying goober.

Maybe because I don’t find it more gross than fish guts or maybe because I’m a woman and you can’t flush tampons (that really destroys your plumbing) but I’d rather have them in trash and go to solid waste disposal (if you really need to use those wipes).

If you want to use them, gotta use the trash.  Also, regarding the cost of plumbers, in my next life I’m going to be a plumber or master electrician.  If you run your own business, it can be very nice indeed.

Those wipes aren’t flushable, no matter what they say. Flush enough of them and you can add AND HOLY JESUS PLUMBERS COST MORE THAN A CAR TO CLEAR MY CLOGGED DRAINAGE PIPES to your list.

There seems to be an alarming trend among our nation’s youth where they confuse the verbosity of their argument with the veracity of their argument.

One piece at a time- this could be quite an art performance piece for someone! Like the ship of Theseus- who can say when it stops being Christopher Columbus and starts being George Washington Carver?!

The wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue and at least Evil gets to go home early on a Friday.

As a straight person: No fucking clue. 

I suppose I ask this question with regularity, but I will ask again: Are the straights ok?

And had universal health care, didn’t have food deserts and fresh fruit and vegs were cheaper than a Family Size Fritos.

As a nation, our collective health would be better if people generally drank less

Let’s hear it for the scientists ceaselessly performing COVID research, the doctors and nurses who haven’t had a break in almost 5 months. The lumber jacks, farmers, fishermen and construction workers who have the most dangerous jobs in America. And lastly, but not at all least; the food service workers who deal with…

Cops come into the restaurant where I work all the time without masks on. In a county where masks are required in public.

Welp, I’m done spending money at Five Guys ever again. They fired employees for refusing service to customers not wearing masks, and those customers used their power as public servants to complain until they got what they wanted.

"Everything the Grateful Dead and Phish Have Ever Done" would have also sufficed.