I'm having pizza*. Fuck the haters.

(Maybe a tamale buffet, idk, it's really hard to decide)

Food is one aspect of weddings that blows my fucking mind in its idiocy. Everyone complains about wedding food (Ugh, chicken breast again?) but then you try to do something different and it's like, "NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT. I DEMAND A CHICKEN BREAST AND BLAND VEGETABLES."

Wait, people actually critique your plans for an imaginary wedding? Too far, TOO FAR BY FAR!

I went to a wedding last summer that couldn't have cost more than 5K. It was fairly small, about 30ish people, and was more like a party than a wedding, but it was more fun than an other wedding I've been to.

Uh, I will include it because my time and labor has an opportunity cost that should be respected. Do you know how long and hard I had to squeeze that charcoal briquette before I had a decent rock?

Hang on a minute. I was under the impression that Zedd was dead.

How do you combat privilege? They have stronger and better versions of all the tools you would declare war on them with. The greatest weapon is disdain and rendering them impotent. But the artists you would endorse boycotting aren't the privileged you are trying to punish, they are just the potential collateral…

I didn't say we were IN a meritocracy, I said (in so many words) that our efforts would be better spent building a meritocracy. And, no, you are not talking to me. You don't know me, you don't know my background, you don't know how deep my tan is. You're talking to people who you have watched screw you and yours over…

In this day and age, ANYONE can publish a book. Just search Amazon and you will see some of the self-published trash there. I am confident that good authors will be read, regardless of their level of tan.

There are those of us who care about actively trying to make the world a more equitable place.

Interesting that Senator Cornyn should be such a stickler for procedurals and rules: He's one of the 47 signatories on that note informing Iran that any deal the executive branch might achieve regarding nuclear negotiations can be undone by the next administration. I.e. he's perfectly happy to break with protocol and…

And then force them to carry and give birth to their dirty pointy stick splinter children, because that's what my religion tells me they should do.

"Well, sorry you got human trafficked and raped and got pregnant as a result, but congratulations! Here's some money for baby stuff!"

I honestly appreciate your anthropomorphizing of the sturdy and very hardy cockroach, but it's based on a misunderstanding. They are filthy dirty little bugs, they are a vector for many diseases, any surface a German cockroach walks over is contaminated. Their shed skin, droppings, etc., are a vector for asthma…

It's a sign of his maturity, five years ago there would've been hell toupee

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

Fitting that Rooney is getting in there and trying to plug up this hairy situation.

don't worry, there were 62,000 of us there watching. 13,000 season tix sold. we'll do fine without ya. thanks.

You are so fucking annoying about MLS.