@yantelope: My thought too. I have a spare smartphone with GPS sitting around, but it's not operating on a plan. I use it as an alarm clock. I don't want to pay to activate a whole 'nother data plan.

@Tycho Vhargon: MRIs are extremely dangerous if not handled properly. You'd have to keep any metal dozens of feet away, and before you can even put someone near an MRI you'd have to have them strip down to almost nothing and check them for any metal objects which could cause serious injury in the presence of the…

@Engineerman: That's the funny thing, aside from terrorists there are numerous other dangers and crazy people we face daily. We don't get our junk squeezed over those.

@Chairman Kaga: Whites, Americans, and Christians would all like to be left out of your crazy-ass comments from here on out.

@JooJooFace: I hate it when I park fine, then other cars around me leave and the replacement parkers create the scenario leaving me looking like the asshole.

@jupiterthunder: If the lot isn;t full, no big deal. If it is full, then it's a dick move.

@DMF: have so much fun! (There, I finished it for you...)

@MavrixWK: It's Miller time!

Can we order it as simply a bookcase-chair? I like my chairs without cum in them.

@Kyang: I think in China this is the equivalent of a warning.

@LeonJoe: Oh I don't know, maybe because of shit like what was described in the article? I'm sure the girl is fine with having her marriage ruined and being put in labor camp for a year because, after all, the government is making money off a good economy.

It's good to see Marilyn Manson's daughter making a name for herself...

@Fusion: I think you just summed up how a mature person sees this kind of thing.

@BadJoJo: You said it!

Once someone makes something that looks like a USB dongle that plugs into the HDMI port in my TV and simply makes a wireless HDMI connection to my computer, I'll be interested.

Not talking on a phone during a date should be par for the course, not something worth bonus points. That's like calling it romantic to promise your date you won't fart while you're in the car together.

@Cribbage Left: I was thinking that while he's stuck up there, that should give her time to escape.

I would love a picture from his POV.

@dereksalem: That's why I have a blackberry for my work. Even still, that might happen a few times a year. Totally worth it for not having to pay for it.

@soldstatic: Yes, it's unlimited, as long as you don't surpass the cap.