Your knees will start shaking and your fingers pop

A white person let me say, "LeBron is the shit"(?)

Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

Leave it to a King to infringe on someone's freedom of speech. smdh

There's only one answer: honey butter.

Wait.... "Border patrol killings full of uncertainties?" In Manatee County? Which, you know, doesn't actually sit on the US border?

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

"The orzo was raw, I've got to let you know," said an anonymous OU student-athlete, by way of explanation. "I've got to let you know. There's something about that bowl... that made me sweat."

Davis: "Turn left here."

Are you kidding? They have the best parties.

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

Sherman: "They about to try me."

WHAT DID IT SAY!?! Only 16 minutes late!

Reminder:

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

Teleportation exists and we're talking about a football game?!?

Perhaps a whole shaker...

I don't have any pictures of this, but the coolest thing any athlete ever did for me was when Julius Erving sent me a signed basketball when I was a kid.