Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

Does it make me weird that I want to have sex with that Audi?

Haha yep. I think it works though, seriously!

Honestly, for most normals *any* car that’s clean and has a BMW or Mercedes badge will do it.

I’ll put forward specifically the M-sport E38. Here’s one currently listing for less than a sixth of your given budget, and even with 6-days left on the auction I still bet it doesn’t top $10k. It’s an M-sport, so the BMW…

The summons is limited to 1 mph and has plenty of sensors. That would require quite the effort and negligence.

Looks like a Chrysler 300 fucked a last gen Saab 9-5

I’ve seen a few docos on russian winters. That is some deeply impressive stuff.
I even remember that part about not letting schoolkids play outside when it drops below a certain temp as it damages their lungs. You mean they have to make rules to stop kids doing dumb things?lol .Kids must be the same everywhere

“I love high-mileage exotic sports car.”

No, the Flagship Cadillac is RWD or 4x4

I think we all need a palate cleanser / reality check after that.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

British cars: if they aren’t leaking, then they’re probably out of oil.

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

Clearly the answer is Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

How many rental cars can you get for <$5k?

So when can we buy the Lincoln version?