Well, ladies and gentlemen, let me put it to you this way: this weekend I went to record my 0-to-60 time. So I pressed “START” on my phone stopwatch, and I hammered the gas pedal, and the total time came to two minutes and 19 seconds, because that’s how long it took me to find my phone after it flew into the backseat…

Preferably the GTS with the stick

Please drive used Cayenne prices down.

I fixed that one for you.

Clown shoe!

“You... ARE NOT THE FATHER.”

14 mpg for 1500 hp sounds good, compared to the 90s, when cars with 105 hp got 13 mpg.

Oddly specific? No, that’s just what 1,500 newton meters translates to.

Because of a little secret: Ferrari sound systems are dogshit.

$10k more for Lambo doors. Why didn’t I do that?

Are we sure its a LaFerrari and not a FaLerrari? A cheap knockoff?

Herr Piech this morning.

That first video... I just bust out laughing at work

“....the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.” THIS is the best line on Jalopnik today!

The picture shows a second gen, but the first gen’s looks the same. I made mine better:

Chrysler Crossfire, not actually a bad car mind you as it is basically an SLK, in fact I work with someone who owned a mid ‘00s SLK and now a brand new SLK, both with metal folding roofs and bought a crossfire for their winter beater... but still the pop up spoiler was a bit out of place on a Chrysler

By far, the BMW GT-wagon-thing’s ridiculous pop-up spoiler. Pointless.

Floyd? Is that you? YOU’RE Victorious Secret!?

Jason,