Ah yes, just like how Simcity had to be online-only, because it had to use cloud computing.

Then let thy soundings be e'er true—and ne'er mayest thou experience the rage that is the sudden dissolution of, "KWEEEEEH?!" unto "Kweh."

Assuage your guilt in the penance of play, good supplicant. In grinding levels, suplexing ghost trains and learning the true meaning of "KWEH" shalt the absolution thou cravest be found.

I've always pictured Steam like this.

Disney has laid off 700 employees from their gaming division today, as the New York Times reports. That's 26% of their staff, and it's all in mobile, social, and web-based gaming.

I wish I had a online marketing house so that I could trend #BoycottKingGames on Twitter.

Ha. Haha.

Hahahaha.

Fucking Ni no Kuni was worth all the sad tears for my lack of console JRPGs, like everything distilled that was right and pure and just all congealed into a wonderful experience of fucking whimsy and joy.

What the hell were they playing?

I know, right? Hundreds of millions to billions in their accounts..truly desperate. They should just tell us what we want to hear...this is no place for the truth!

Meanwhile if you ask EA for a refund for their admittedly broken games, they will ban your Origin account.

It's a shame that something like this exists.. We continue to be innovative in developing ways to efficiently kill each other.

DO get Ni no Kuni, a wonderful JRPG with the prettiest graphics you'll see on any video game console. Enjoyable for both adults and kids, even if it can get a little challenging sometimes.

Shameless FC thread: 5258-0046-3090

Yeah like I needed another reason to ignore everything MOBA-related. "Entitled brats" doesn't quite cover it.

Yet another reason not to buy any of this stuff at launch. Why spend hours downloading a day-one patch at the same time as hundreds of thousands of other people when you can wait until next year, when these systems have more games and there are more compelling reasons to actually buy them?

>Mitsuru
>Greatest Heroine
MARIN KARIN! MARIN KARIN! MARIN KARIN!

Awww, they don't have to push the industry anywhere. They can, you know, coax it. Maybe buy it a drink. Give it a nice back rub. Tell it it's pretty. Work that fire and mojo, nawmean?

Actually, here's all you need to know about the Xbox One - buy this instead: