So badass...

Wow. You've been waiting to use that line for a few years now haven't you?

I think this might've been censored. I came for the porn.

Did someone make this video on purpose?

Unless they have a nasty habit of stopping and frisking all dark elves and bretons, or a penchant for putting arrows into the backs (and fronts) of unarmed redguards and chimers, I think the 'Guards' of a number of larger American holds (los alfheim, new yarik, seahold and miamikarth) might have something on them as…

It has just as many games as any other console ever released this early in its life cycle.

Movie adaptation of a card game?

It brings me so much joy that the rubber bands are different colors.

It's hoped that the films can be Fox's own competitor to stuff like Lord of the Rings.

Looks at your bank account.
Looks at my bank account.
Laughs.

Looks great. Kind of reminds me of the old Swashbuckler game - obviously different, but still.

*goes to check game on steam* *checks bank account* *hangs head*

I just shamelessly stole this.

Oh my god, I must play this! Cat game!

Children and the lowest common denominator. It's gotta get across the hikikomori that dropped out of college and, well, anybody.... under that.

Well you've convinced me. At the tender of 23, I accept contemporary anime, and all its exposed buttocks therein.

*continues to reject contemporary anime*

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He has the weirdest boner.