I was thinking that was appropriate for some games like Halo, where very little actually changes. But when you’re building on a successful franchise, I think it’s even more important to show new gameplay. Like the most recent call of duty. The ads had no gameplay in them at all, but we still knew we would be getting…

Forward the poop stories to Magary, he’ll get them where they need to go

I don’t think I understand award shows. Isn’t the idea there are lots of people that go in and get awards on the TV? She’s still outside. There was no announcement. There was just a Palmer giving out a trophy. Is that how the ESPYs work?

With some vague unease that this whole thing could be a viral stunt, we’ve decided to just let the above video stand on its own.

This is the origin story for all deadspin writers

Haven’t finished reading, but I can’t let this go. What was the joke?!

“Upon expiry of this contract, we can stay in your house for three months until you sign another contract to play for us”

All future NBA contracts need a hostage clause

I have a friend with the SR-80s, and I really like the sound of them. But yeah, when I bought headphones I went Audio-Technica. That open back design really bleeds sound like crazy, to the point you can only use them when you’re alone at home. Still, they look and sound really good.

What are you, a 20th-century pleb?

As a San Antonian whose entire family is from Indianapolis, San Antonio sucks and Indianapolis is way worse. Also, 2 million people in San Antonio.

And never feed it after midnight

Also, this article is now the top result when you bing pong

Try duckduckgo! Added bonus of collecting as little data on the user as possible

Charcoal chimney to light your charcoal. All the other stuff tastes like lighter fluid. Probably won’t make a difference to hot dogs, but don’t grill anything else with lighter fluid

Yes?

Can y’all get a room?

Mongols have been playable, just not from the 1066 start (or the earlier dates). I think 1241 is the earliest?

Every time you have sex in the first one you get a trading card to commemorate the event. Take that as you will

He meant it was literally 60% ginger ale, 20% grapefruit juice, and 20% beer.