No one fucks with him...

Is it a punchline in an action movie?

Go watch The Producers.

In today's world I'm pretty sure that's considered an awesome story.

"For Dark Souls II we are developing on PC from the beginning", he later adds. "We realise what PC games typically require, and I can assure you that the PC version of Dark Souls II will be a good PC experience for PC gamers."

*piqued

I don't understand your irrational hatred for Pokemon Y

It's where you get to play with Tom Brady's hair for as long as you want.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person that loves EUIV. I've played that game more than any other in 2013, and I'm not even sure I've finished an entire campaign yet.

FIFA 14 has the best menu in video game history. It's smart, it's fast, it's pretty. If a video game has a menu you need to use for more than just starting the game, it should be looking at FIFA 14. The rest of the game is good too, sure, but boy, that menu is awesome.

What game was it from again?

I really expected this article to be about Tower Fall. Or whatever it's called.

At this point, with the price varying from 3 to 5 dollars every single time there's a sale, I really, honestly believe everyone with a steam account owns Just Cause 2. I have to believe that. I just have to.

Canadaaaaaaa

So there you go. Hopefully the changes are being made to the game, and not the story; the concept of fighting contemporary terrorists who are American, instead of generic Middle-Eastern or Russian stereotypes, would be a fresh move for a big game.

Are you happy the time of year is finally upon us when your name is finally relevant?

You would be surprised how many people are under that suspicion. Basically the idea is they're so so awful that it scares normal people away from voting for anyone from the right.

We're starting to go overboard with all the words we have for the internet.

I miss the days of the original 151 steam machines...

That gif is just too creepy for me. Too creepy.