The first minute of the trailer makes it worth buying, for some strange reason

Well, that's the most confusing post of the day

Do they have real hedgehog in them?

Dude was being totally serious when he said radiation turns fish into narcotics.

I have adblock, but I have it turned off on Kotaku, because I like Kotaku and think they should get advertising money from me, but I've still never seen the Ryse expanding banner. If I did, I'd turn adblock on though, because that shit's annoying.

That's the best story I've heard all night

Lovely, guys.

The first half of this comment is entirely irrelevant, if true.

I can't say I would, but based off what we've been given, I might. And that's saying something.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it did make me laugh

I was promised funny and topical and this is what I get...

While I seriously doubt you're actually interested, if your wife died and you had primogeniture succession your heir would also go one down. Which is extremely annoying when your wife dies and all of a sudden the child you've been grooming to rule is now heir of absolutely nothing and your second, probably worthless,…

How did they even identify the remains?!

Hey, that means he spent more than a quarter of what he's spent on fines from the NFL on this.

SCREW YOU SONY FANBOY!

It's because children should be considered a punishment for having sex. Duh.

Eminem knows what this song's about

The PS4 wobbles, but it won't fall down!

It looks pretty much intentional to me. They had a line down the middle, decided to put the feet there instead of on the actual sides s0 it would still look good if you stood it on it's side. Or they liked the idea of a bit of it floating? Although that's a bit silly.

You can't judge a game by its cover. You can, however, judge a game cover by its cover.