When I say this, please realize I mean it in the nicest possible way.

I had like 20 Meowths, would've been a great trade

I did just go from not interested to interested, which is saying something for a teaser and an article I skimmed

And the lord Gawker said "Be Ridiculous unto those who follow you, or they will surely follow you no more"

Best putdown tonight. I want more of that

Forrreshadowing

I can recommend Cities XL for those that really like city building. It's pretty hardcore though. And that's a really good price

I'd rather have three hot girls than one super hot girl. And a way smaller band

That's funny, 'cause that's the same problem as the slingshot game while drunk

I'm sure there is a way to use this for fun, but I'm just not seeing it right now

Or

Tepig was awesome. His evolutions were not. They could've been if they had abandoned the fighting part and just went with a massive flaming boar, but instead he was a boar that could do martial arts. And that's not okay

Blastoise may suck, but Wartortle is still the best.

So you're saying Fire is too cool to limit to just the starting pokemon?

So, are you Ryan from The Office or what?

God, the pain upon discovering you couldn't get growlithe in Blue. I'm still haunted by that

Catching pokemon? That's what the reserves are for. I mean, bulbasaur works as a party member, but he's never going to be your tank

It's all about attack and defense, no one cares about status effects!

No one likes Bulbasaur

Hahaha, I wasn't going to bring up my Sims 3 total because it's so embarrassing to admit to enjoying it. I'm glad you did though