The diapers are there for a reason - remember the line “the girl with colitis goes by”?

I don’t like to whine about analytics but I think there’s some dishonesty about what purpose analytics and the whole “Moneyball” ethos really serves. Analytics guys pretend it’s about finding the “best” way to win, and really it’s about finding the most “efficient” way to win. Like, you read Moneyball and see the…

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

He’s also been in a fuckton of shitty movies that virtually nobody watched. That’s “out of the limelight.”

I, for one, can’t wait for all the think pieces around Eddie Murphy’s “offensive” material on his stand up tour.  

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

“Everyone in Philly maintains a cult-like reverence for a fifth-tier snack cake brand.”

You forgot the bit about the bomb the police dropped on the building BEFORE it burned down.

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

The good news ? Howard Eskin is just one year closer to dying 

Dang, I feel a bit let down. This entry felt downright tame. Of course, I don’t think anything could top last year’s Fucktomb. I’d say this was the best dig that I don’t remember seeing in previous entries in some variation:

Zod’s a shithead too, not just his made-up friends

Warren is not despised more than Hillary and Sanders would have had a better chance of beating Trump just because his last name isn’t Clinton.  She never had a chance of winning.

The ACA is, by an large, a sop to the insurance companies.  ‘We’ didn’t want it, the insurance companies wanted it.

Name a Democrat the Republicans will support?

Oh yes in this political landscape everyone would just love a moderate. That’s definitely how you defeat Trump. A nice moderate candidate like... Hilary?

You realize that these strong statements are how you begin and they are goals. It wouldn’t be every health insurance company getting shut down overnight if Bernie gets elected and even he understands that. You can’t moderately approach the GOP anymore and a moderate reform working with GOP made the ACA worse than…

“then maybe you need to work on opening your heart chakra.”

Because they want free healthcare and college like all the other developed countries in the world? That shouldn't be "fantasy land".

Pressure cooker is also the preferred cooking method of my haitian mother and aunts. Personally I prefer sous vide