Whether this or that is “alive” or “dead” is strictly the domain of people who aren’t actually into music. There has never been a better time in history to be into whatever genre tickles your fancy. It just takes marginally more legwork to find than whatever Kendrick Lamar album Pitchfork is drooling over this week.

Y’all know he means rich white people men, right?

... I think I can get behind this.

I’m pretty sure “My Country, Tis of Thee” is actually the British national anthem “God Save the Queen,” but I can’t be bothered to google.

This

Um, if your sole criteria for how good a team is is their opponents’ win-loss record, you may have a point. So keep clinging to that, I guess.

“sent from the new sprint network” gave me a big chuckle, too.

Oh, you’re a fucking troll. Okay. Sorry about that last post. I thought I was engaging with an actual person with something resembling a set of values.

First of all, you’re cherry-picking your fucking facts, because 7 different women have come forward and accused Franken of groping them.

The Panthers, and..... yeah that’s it.

What makes this even funnier is the fact that the parade usually happens the Tuesday after. How do I know this? I also have a friend, a teacher, who already requested a vacation day the Tuesday after the Super Bowl. You can’t make this shit up, folks...

No leg movement when he flipped himself over. I’m expecting the worst...

Suh doesn’t what? What are you talking about?

Yes, he did something stupid, if by “stupid” you mean “malicious and dangerous on the level of Ndamukong Suh stomping a dude’s head into the ground.” He should be suspended at least two games.

Maybe that’s exactly what’s going on. Or maybe it isn’t.

Literally the only reasonable take I’ve read in the past 2 days.

Or, you know, maybe they do have some insider info that we’re not privy to. Whatever your feelings on Dunham, I sincerely doubt she would go to bat for an accused rapist on his word alone.

I feel like if any of this were true, you’d know to hold off on making a big, performative male-feminist statement right now.

I feel like if any of this were true, you’d know to hold off on making a big, performative male-feminist statement right now.

Never underestimate a person’s capacity for self-delusion. I know men who are exactly like this. I’ve taken the past few weeks as an opportunity to take some serious, sometimes remorseful, self-inventory of my past. I’d be wary of any man who loudly claims otherwise.