Medicare is already run by the government, genius. And it’s one of the most popular program we have.

Because she embraced said platform with reluctance after spending the entire primary talking about how unrealistic all of that was. Nobody with any common sense thought she’d follow through on any of her more progressive stances.

NHL ‘94.

What does the market have to do with not having sympathy for some rich fuckhole who’d spend 16 g’s per ticket to see the Marlins? Seriously, fuck him and the Marlins.

I just got home from this game. I was right behind the visitor’s dugout for this, and my first thought after screaming myself hoarse at that idiot was “that shit’s gonna be on deadspin tonight.”

I had a thoughtful response typed out, but I think I’m just gonna go with “fuck off.” Fuck off.

Hittin’ me right in the feels brother!

Guilt, and damage control. A light probably went off in their head and they went “Um, I think I just raped someone. But no! I would never do something like that! I just got a little excited. Yeah, that’s it...”

Not to sound cliche, but it’s the patriarchy. Simple as that. Men are brought up to believe they must be the biggest, the toughest, to push away the “weak” emotions, to reject failure, and that women are conquests much like any other realm of competition, be it sports or finance or whatever other toxic bullshit we’re…

Ugh, you just made my stomach turn, knowing that’s EXACTLY what we’re gonna hear in the near future.

I mean, the patriarchy subtext is there if you want it to be. It’s not an unreasonable interpretation. That’s the cool thing about good art.

Get fucked, Kelly. You were perfectly content to collect a paycheck while women were being harassed and Fox was poisoning this country with hate and misinformation.  

Wow. Apparently I do still have a massive crush on Rachael Leigh Cook.

Ray Finkle?

You really need to get a hold on this “there/their” thing.

If only!

Squirrel Boss, dude. Totally worth it. http://www.squirrelboss.com/

This right here. You get to have fun shocking the squirrels, and after about a week they won’t even bother. http://www.squirrelboss.com/

Fair point.

These references are both fresh and hilarious.