Oh come on, LOOK at that guy. Are we really supposed to just let that face sit there at the top of the page without comment?

That was one scrappy fist bump.

Thank you! Also, are we not gonna talk about how you could literally draw a straight line through both of his eyes and the tip of his nose?

You are just the gift that keeps on giving.

This is cool, but I can’t wait for the day a home plate umpire gets fed up and caves-in Murphy’s face like a fire extinguisher in a French sex club.

That’s an impressive dong

What a strange world we live in, where one has to worry about publicly declaring support for the most progressive candidate in a presidential race on a fucking feminist website.

Thanks for not calling it a “dong.”

The Eagles’ Connor Barwin seems to be, in the parlance of of our times, “woke.”

They’ll come back down to earth eventually. They can’t continue to not put up runs and expect the pitching staff to carry them through the season.

He’s FINALLY on the last year of that absurd contract.

Let me tell you how shocked I am that every annoying dude on the internet has jumped at this opportunity to humblebrag about his law degree.

C’mon, dude...

Nope, not about that at all. There is one purpose for these laws: to foster a culture of intolerance. The intention is beyond transparent.

You are an incredibly sick individual.

You don’t blame Bradford? He’s a middling QB at best, and he’s acting like he’s some proven commodity. He’s spent 6 years in the league and done exactly nothing. Everybody on planet fucking earth knew he was a stopgap. You don’t give a 2-year deal to a guy you think is the future of your franchise and it’s…

Well, I mean, that’s the trade-off for getting a 2-year deal. I never had a problem with the signing. You gotta have someone play QB, may as well be the guy who was perfectly competent for the 2nd half of last season.

That’s a fair point.

Hey, I wasn’t trying to turn this into a pissing contest (although I’d consider taking a moment if you’re trying to make the point that black men have historically had it much easier than white women). I was replying specifically to another poster who tried to dismiss my point about Obama because “he had a penis.”

It’s a bit more complicated than that, but that’s more or less what it is.