She dates Kevin, but eventually cheats on him with Barney. Barney breaks up with Nora after talking with Robin, who agrees to break up with Kevin but doesn't. So Barney denies the feels and starts dating a stripper. Eventually Kevin proposes to Robin, but when she makes it absolutely clear she never wants children…

Richard Schiff may be too young for the list at 58, but I would've done him in his West Wing days and I would certainly do him now. His beard!

Ok but guys... GUYS...

Sting

Nobody should look that happy in their mug shot.

Thank you for saying this! One not-terrible performance does not a great singer make. Ugh

Er nope. She can in fact sing. Doesn't hurt to admit it. The fact is most televised live performances sound like shit regardless, so that she has some live links that sound crappy means nothing to me really. She KILLED IT at the AMAs. Girl is talented. Hate her "image" all you want, but denying her talent doesn't…

Plus the vocals sound a wee but edited. It's not like a live recording, it sounds too clean, very studio sounding.
Either way, I like her voice. It's not strong but it has that 'I had a whole bottle of cold medicine' sound to it which I strangely like.

I think it has a lot to do with what a person is singing.

Damn, no. I haven't seen my cousins in a while, but none of the unmarried ones is old enough to have produced 5 children since I last saw them.

Tomorrow I spend the holiday with my entire extended family, all of whom recently shared this on facebook:

Just wanting to share with some people who understand... I had an AWESOME date yesterday.

An update on the breakfast sandwich machine that I mentioned last week:

I once found myself on a date with a man I'd flirted with online for about a year. We were seated at a really romantic restaurant and he started telling me how great it had been talking with me these past months and how happy my messages made him. Great stuff, right? Then he mentions how he wished his wife was more…

Well, I got the clingy two hour stalker from OKC...basically he was really nervous and jittery, so I was extra nice. Then he showed my screen shots on his phone of my profile...I ended the date there.

This is nothing. The first time I got more than 50 'recommends' on a Jezebel comment, I made LoniManderson put an add in Variety seeking some assistants to help me in my daily commenting tasks. It was called 'MINIONS TO WALLOW AT MY FEET' and specified that I need two, 'robust, sprite young fellows' to 'compile a…

If you, or your man, press firmly on the taint for the duration of his orgasm it will prevent the ejaculation of fluids.

See below for diagram.

Corgis without tails are great at twerking. They can't wag their tails so they wag their butts.