Pretty sure they also jammed one of those in the CRV-EX.

Ghillie suits...you’re doing them wrong.

The armpit hair on the doors is pretty tight.

Yeah, you’re right, but I just can’t help myself.

Love it.

That’s basically what I tell my wife when she notices me scopin’ babes. I actually enjoy sleeping on the sofa. I really do.

I sometimes look back, but mostly just to see if a giant wall of explosions and flame lights up behind me as I coolly walk away while pressing the lock button on the key fob.

Not slamming, you RobRex...I too have worked in advertising so I know that of which I speak. ;)

Isn’t that redundant?

Disclaimer. I am a third generation VW driver and owner in my family. My grandfather bought one of the first Beetles in the US, in 1949. I own a GTI, a TDI (not brown, though), and a decent amount of VW stock.

Here’s the TLDR in a pull quote:

“The men had all been drinking when they tore off the padding that covers the barriers at the bottom of the slope. Then went to the top of the slope and slid down on them. Ironically they crashed into that same barrier and straight into the un-padded metal.”

There’s no crazy like rural crazy.

Listen, tone is tough and the interweb can be quick to judge. I believe that your comment didn’t come across the way you intended, and a bunch of people (including me) jumped on you. I guess we can all be happy that overall people seem to believe that blowing up airplanes full of tourists is not so cool. Peace and…

Maybe I follow? Yes on the arming lunatics thing. The internet is a tough room, huh?

Normal people don’t wish mayhem and death on others so they can feel smug on a board. You have gone full Shkreli on us.

Now there’s a mouth that needs a fist in it.

It’s not a glorified scooter. It’s more like a big minibike.

This is a glorified scooter:

Frankly, I recommend that everyone keep their hands off Allen West’s meat.

So, how many of the people recommending this didn’t get the /s?

That’s one heck of a Halloween pumpkin.