We’ll see, but I don’t think I’ll be having to down that bad boy just yet. ;)

Just wait. It’ll all come back to him. If not, I’ll eat my phone and put a video on the YouTube.

Do ye lack a dictionary, or is it merely humor that ye lack? I’ll have no more truck with your foolishness. Plus, I need to get to me day job. Piracy ain’t what it used to be.

Hmm. I had not considered that angle. Do you think it goes all the way up to the Big Guy himself?

Agreed. Thing is, he was a top engineering guy before being CEO so IMO it’s reasonable to believe that he was in on it from the get-go.

Get a new doc. Seriously.

Let me guess...you’re voting Trump in 2016.

A scheme of this magnitude has to go all the way to the top. There is no way this is a rogue operation in a back room somewhere.

What part of “avast”do ye not understand, parasite?

Arrr...yer erotic moaning has no place on me ship, scalawag. Save it fer yer twisted shipmates. Now avast ye before I change me mind about letting ye live.

Mmm hmm. Thanks.

Well played!

Be honest. It was an F 150, wasn’t it?

Some liberals: “I may have missed ‘Talk like a pirate day’ but “Arr, bite my crank, matey.”

See, there’s a pretty big difference between “less” and “none.” But why not push to the extreme so your straw man is easier to set up?

Last year my Federal tax paid was about $80K. Can I have a government shutdown for the things I don’t like? I’m not that tight with militarism and subsidizing environmental destruction.

This is.

I’ll see your “rode” and raise you a “driven.”

Yeah. You’re not that important to them.

“hand-made Italian quality”

LOL. In shoes, maybe...but in cars? Nah!