I don’t want that in my face when I’m stuck in traffic. Plain blinker is better. Even just seeing it on screen I am blinded.

Hmm...a midwestern, out, lesbian racist. I guess that’s progress /s

Just take my money.

OK, I’ll play. Kinja always grays my comments until the end of time, but, whatever. Cruisers and baggers are NOT the same. I’m not a Harley guy. That said, the cruiser is about the pose, and profiling, and banging skanks. The bagger is about touring and a bike that is ridden at least 500 miles at a time. Cruisers are…

I believe that we can actually now just close the internet because this comment in this context will never be topped.

Sick burn, bro.

Blerg. It’s the Full Cleveland of bikes.

I can’t see all the comments, so forgive me if I am repeating, but the CRV-EX already exists and its’ a Honda.

Do you know how many holes they had to put in the gas tank to get to that number?

Yeah, I gotta say it’s pretty close to the concept. Cars drift a lot farther between the show and the showroom.

So it looks like the offspring of an early 90s Camaro and a Chrylser LHS?

The only surprise would be if Snooki’s hubs didn’t have an Ashley Madison account.

Cool, but why no pix of the mill or the undercarriage? Plus 9 owners and “minor issue” in accident history. I’d look at it, but not buy sight unseen.

Thank you for playing.

Wow. So much anger toward so many people. Why?

Joe, it won’t suck itself. Whenever you are ready, you can get to work.

Excuse me, who was crying?

Yep. It’s putting the base in all about that base.

Great article, Ballaban, but I will challenge one tiny statement: “... thanks in large part to the warm water...”

Dude, the Pacific off of Big Sur is never warm. That’s a myth the Golden State has perpetrated for decades. It might not be the Bering Strait, but the water here is f*cking COLD. ;)

Batshit insane.