Seriously.

Or he’s just an idiot.

Sorry, that ordinary and very young biker could give lessons to a lot of our more paranoid first responders. And oddly enough, he seems to have handled it without killing anybody, or even carrying a gun. I guess he just needs to stay away from scary places like, you know, Target and Whataburger.

I’m not sure I get the reference, but it sounds good to me.

People hate the H2. That’s the one they hate.

Getting a jump from a British vehicle is pretty embarrassing.

It’s an interesting parallel. I work as an erotic film actor and IRL my wife is an ordinary 5 foot 3 inch suburban mom with cute, but not head-turning, looks. When you spend your day with the extreme, it’s really nice to come home and just relax.

“I was promised a chauffeured motor-carriage appropriate to a man of my station. Not only have you met that promise, Wentworth, you have exceeded my fondest hope. Huzzah, sir! Huzzah!”

“backwards-ass”

Write me when you get to Libertopia.

If you want to arrange to get Nic Cage into one of those French Revolution tumbrel carts and roll him off to be guillotined, I’ll look the other way just this once.

Well, _I_ was, Mr Self-Righteous.

This is just one more thing to hold against Nic Cage, America’s Satan.

He is an embarassment to lizard people everywhere.

Or, you know, the possibility of being fined might serve as a deterrent to this sort of thing in the future...

I was feeling sympathy for him until I read the part about taking pics with Terry Richardson. Actually, no, I wasn’t, but seriously, Terry Richardson? The hell with that guy.

I believe you mean bettah.

Bostonians idolizing mobsters? In other news, sky still blue. At least, for now, it is.

And now, it’s all part of Google’s private playground.

I know what this is, but it looks like the world’s coolest Dodge Omni. And the ad is TLDR.