“Without a goddamn vote? Oh yeah sure. But try building it without a fucking hammer, then tell me how that’s working out for you, Mr. Tough Guy.”

Well less a plant and more of an assembly line, but yes.

Ugh. I get that we’ve been warned appropriately, both in this post and other posts with gross imagery. But honestly, we’re living in an age of technological wonders, where anything is a click away for anybody at any time. So why include it here, at Deadpsin? What’ the point? I guess what I’m trying to say is, nobody…

Glad you’re not 2 legit 2 edit, Tim.

uuuuugggghh +1

Better late than never!

Huh. Usually when I catch someone napping in my backyard, it’s Gary Busey.

Wow. Besides shitting all over the place for the past few years, Timmy has another thing in common with my dog!

+1

Put less loquaciously: Tommy is the tits.

If the Vine were just two seconds longer, you’d see a very confused Mike Huckabee furiously stuffing those bills down his pants.

+1

When he inevitably gets busted with for weed or hookers or steroids, I have no doubt he’ll be able to artfully distract the narrative of his misdeeds and reframe it into a more positive outlook somehow.

This is the good stuff, Doug. +1

This was the only comment worth reading in this garbage pile of crap.

I was thinking how great it would be if Deadspin would set that goal to the Flaming Lips The WAND so commenters could throw a shit-fit about it.

Ok, now do one with Gary.

This is the best of all sports gifs.

[to the tune of momma was a cornflake girl]

Rule 1: Your partner must always give consent.
Rule 2: Be sure to come to a mutual consensus on protection/birth control, as applicable.
Rule 3: Generally something is put into somewheres else, but sometimes there’s just some rubbing?
Rule 4: Rubbing makes you feel good
Rule 5: Yelling out “I’m King/Queen of the World”…