it takes a badass bitch to pull off that first dress. i'm impressed. I don't like the dress, the hair, or the makeup (well I do like the lipcolor) but I'm still blown away. THAT to me is sex appeal.

Taylor looks like a trout. SAD. Well, actually she looks like a happy trout, but I digress..

HOW LUCKY CAN YOU BE?! how old is she, 12? WOWZA.

no shit. I watched Black Swan last night and was mesmerized by their back...but, I'm sure mine looks nothing like that so.....

gotta look it up. i'm so tired of looking at Kris in that makeup and the black/white stuff...Kim too...they need to change it up FOR ONCE. ONE TIME. I mean c'mon. wear something brown and lose the eyelashes. i'm getting sick of this shizz...

Well there's that stupid Angie Jolie leg-gate thing that was popular a while ago and just as bad....Let's think of something else! Rally! I personally am a clavicle/neck fan. Sexy-wise. (AND DON'T SAY MIDRIFF!!!!!)

OK...Elizabeth Hendrickson's hair and makeup make that look. She looks kina awesome. She seems like the appropriate mix of cool and trashy; fun. Reminds me of Isla Fisher. Kris Jenner, I disagree, looks like she shopped at Forever 21 for this event. THAT CUFF! She's too old for that shit. Bethenny Frankel, who reminds…

HOW PRETTY is that Julie Marie Berman?! Is that her natural eye color? ????? Anyone?

Shit, I'll take Monty Python over Honey Boo Boo any day!

everybody farts but DOES ANYONE REALLY WANT TO SCRATCH AND SNIFF ONE INTENTIONALL?! c'mon now...

"I was going to type a bunch of question marks in a row but then I realized I don't care." -HI.LARIOUS.

i'm more surprised Shiri isn't wearing makeup than to see her bird.

and Lindy I owe you my life for the Ginuwine song this AM. MADE.MY.DAY.

I thought the exact same thing. bitch is AT LEAST 25. she looks great either way but, yeah.

I must be nuts because honestly I think that was kina classy of Dina Lohan. OK, I'M NUTS.

I really didn't realize Kate wore that much makeup until this....weird

hahahaha

I must be racist because I didn't even notice...LOVE the commercial though; when it first came on I was like 'GOOD!' ...made me happy.

I never saw it! I hope it lived up to the book. Apparently it's a series now, or a trilogy anyway. WAHOO!!!

OT, it all sounds delish