Best quote ever.

Colin Firth falls in "love" with Aurelia at first sight, establishing Love, Actually's central moral lesson: The less a woman talks, the more lovable she is.

AGREED

BAD. ASS.

Okay, but...I'm 23. Does that mean I can date a guy who's...calculating...17 and a half? No. No it does not. Not even close! My personal limit is 21, and the lowest I'd go even for the most mature, brilliant, wonderful person in the world is 19.

This is why I'm nervous about getting a Christmas tree this year. My cats climb on EVERYTHING.

How do people not know these? I mean really, "making spirits bright" from Jingle Bells? She couldn't get that??

"We rob a Mexican" REALLY got to me. I think I spit on my cat when I snorted in laughter.

I mean...the message is good. But god, it's a little triggering. And it kinda makes me hate that lovely Christmas poem.

The Michigan Legislature, now that they've solved all of the problems in Michigan (LOL)

I want the Hulk one to wear to EVERYTHING.

I went with "colorful" and saved SO much money. Also, nothing clashed or exploded.

My husband is 5'8". My previous husband was 5'7". I've dated men ranging from 5'5" to 6'2". I prefer the shorter ones.

As a kid I found myself feeling less oppressed/helpless/ugly/uncoordinated when I watched certain singers' videos than I did watching others. Britney and Christina always made me feel fat and ugly. Shakira, while still skinny and beautiful and coordinated, inspired me to dance and take control over my body. I'm not…

People suck.

EPIC.

Yeah, I thought it was "Ring by Spring."

I was thinking the same thing.

Does "brown" mean Hispanic now? Because I'm Middle Eastern and I get called "brown." I'm curious.

I finally quit. Been clean for 3 months now.