LIKE ON ANIMAL CROSSING. Duh. Why did I never think of this???

I grew up super-religious. Fundamentalist Baptist-ish Calvinist church. I have come full circle now to straight-up anti-religious sentiment, but I've got to say even back then I would have thought this guy was nuts. My church would have agreed that homosexuality was a sin, that pornography was evil, that a woman…

Old crusty Armenians still dance till they can't move anymore, as long as there's enough booze at the party and they play plenty of Turkish music.

I dunno...that kinda sounds like satire to me. Kind of a commentary on that trope. Sorta like Lars and the Real Girl.

I LOVE YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP.

Okay, none of those other things matter when Boy Meets World comes up. I LOVED the one where Shawn joins a cult.

I know lots of places that are full of big dicks. Just not the kind they're talking about.

My thing is...I don't have a problem with individuals saying it in a casual context, like the ones you mentioned. I DO have a problem with the institutional okayness of it. And I will call someone out if they say girls and then men in the same context.

I could handle boning John Mayer if he didn't talk, sing, kiss me, or stay afterward.

GUYS. Clearly, Mickey Rooney is behind this.

HOLY SHIT

Ugh. This happened with being Armenian too. I wanted everyone to become more aware about Armenia and about BDSM...and then Kim Kardashian and 50 Shades both came out and now I wish I could live in obscurity again.

Yeah I saw that and thought, Um...I don't have a tail though.

He was only 15 when he started with Disney.

Where are you getting your list? I've observed it listed as a Middle Eastern country on about half the ones I've seen. I'd say the topic is debatable.

"The Grapevine" is a wondrous name for a vagina. That is all.

Sometimes I can dig up some incredibly valid points in the sea of confusing and egocentric crap that comes out of Kanye's mouth.

Yes—but Armenian is still Middle Eastern. I speak to you as a 2nd gen Armenian woman. If we want to get into technicalities and talk about the location of the Caucasus mountains and the Armenians being Christians and blah blah blah, fine, but more to the point—LOOK AT US. Most of us have dark hair, dark eyes and…

lol I was already thinking that my husband would get serious glee out of this story, and then you said Libertarian, and I was like YUP.