I guess we'd all better beware—if we're too slutty, the SLUT POLICE will come along and RAPE US BACK TO OUR SENSES.

It is not the same, and you know why? Shaving your armpits is aesthetic. Cleaning your tongue is hygienic.

I laughed. It was self-deprecating humor. They got the point, and they showed that. I dunno, I was pleased. I'll be more pleased when they fix the problem, but it was a start.

I love this song so much that I just watched the whole thing. Thank you for posting.

I did the EXACT same thing. My mom limited my junk food consumption and insisted upon reasonably well-rounded meals. I stole bags of chips (intended for my dad's lunches) from the pantry, and rode my bike to Safeway and bought tons of candy with my allowance, which I kept hidden in my room, and ate whatever I could…

Now, now...let's think about this here. She says she leads a very active lifestyle. That is what keeps her thin and healthy. The chocolate, however, keeps her happy—and various studies have suggested chocolate in reasonable doses actually is really good for women in particular. General health and activity, plus a…

I wasn't explaining BDSM, I was explaining why your joke wasn't okay.

Look...I understand this reaction, if you're coming from the outside. But it is not cool, and I will tell you why.

A face pretty enough to catch a man's eye when he's trying to focus on your tits.

I LOVE EDITH! And Evelyn. And Elswyth. I'm with you, we should have the only two little girls named Edith!

I like historical names for boys, like Erasmus, Franklin, Calvert, Jefferson, etc. I also like Orion, Demetrius or Dimitri, Arcturus, and Dicken.

OMG Everly, Juniper, Wren, Daisy, Piper, Edie, Violet, Simone, Cecily, Atticus, Calvin, Jasper! I LOVE THEM.

What's wrong with Zinnia? Isn't that a flower?

RIGHT? Like...I understand that there are people out there who are legitimately concerned about the health problems in our country due to obesity. But for god's sake, shaming people is only going to aggravate the problem. This is so hard to explain to people. Make people feel good about themselves, be a proponent…

Think about it though—it IS shaming the kid. She's got to give them a reason for saying "no candy for you." It's not like she gives them the candy and then says "here, give this sealed envelope to your mom for me," and then the kid never knows. And even THEN—how is it any of her goddamn business?

Because, don't you know? They're young. White symbolizes youth, innocence, and virginity. It would be inappropriate for them to wear darker colors, MAYBE pink would be okay, but really nothing says it like white.

God, right? If you're going to try to sneak it, at least tuck the seam up under your foot where it doesn't show. Some debutantes.

We all know we're going to drink it anyway. So...I choose to listen to the good parts. Anyone else with me?

My mom had baby boomer parents who raised her to cook meals like this:

My ex-husband told me once that my body was a 9.5 and my face was only a 7. Note I said EX-husband. And my current partner says I have a very sexy body and he loves it, but what's distracting is my face. He thinks my ex was crazy.