What would you do if he were just a bad roommate, not a boyfriend? Would it be time for the sit-down, or time for you to move out, or what? I'd try thinking of it that way. Or if that doesn't work, think about what you'd tell a friend if she came to you with the same story.

"Vaginas, I mean..."

I agree. This is why, when we got divorced, I okayed it with my ex before I kept his name. I hated my maiden name and didn't want to go back to it.

I feel for you—I understand that fear of "what if people will judge me for not being feminist enough?" I certainly got that on occasion with my first marriage, when I leaped whole-heartedly into changing my name. What those people didn't know was that I came from a shitty, abusive childhood and didn't connect at all…

Well I would probably have kept my name when I got married this time around, having become a feminist since being married the first time, except for two problems: my maiden name represents a really shitty childhood, and my other name, the first one I ever connected to, was leftover from my first marriage (kinda weird…

We're trying, Schumerette. We're trying.

Wait wait wait...he's THAT guy? I seriously didn't recognize him with facial hair. Well he's actually pretty attractive. Him shirtless is the only thing that kept me there all the way through Pacific Rim.

I agree.

Okay I actually really like this getup. I mean...NO to all the fuzzy shorts and ass-shorts and bralette-overdose. But this I can dig.

You know I can't say I've really thought about that since being an adult, but you're totally right. I had the exact same experience!

Beverly Cleary (and her characters) are from a small town in Oregon about an hour from where I grew up and just a few minutes from where I went to college. She's like a serious freaking celebrity out there, guys (we haven't got many). There are statues of her characters in a downtown Portland park.

I'm backing you up on this unpopular opinion. Well said.

That beer is SO GOOD.

As a fellow Armenian, I am pleasantly surprised that Kim can pull off blonde hair.

This was heart-wrenching. I don't think I've ever heard her perform so well. I cried through the whole video.

My husband always says the same thing!

I also love it when he says he LOVES Rage Against the Machine.

My old boss was like 60 and happily married, and her husband lived an hour and a half from her. Their jobs had them in different places. They lived separately like 70% of the time, and when she was going out there for the weekend or he was coming into town, she'd be all blushy and flustered and leave early and it…