How about we take up a collection for a trap-neuter-return program at that Walmart? We could probably also do something about the feral cat population while we were at it.

What is with this over policing of parenting?

Man, this is insane. I really feel for this mom and wish she lived in another country where people are not bat-shit insane about requiring helicopter parenting (and maybe where there are more child care options.) I read this article about parenting across the world, just this morning.

Lock your kids inside the house so they can sit on their asses and get diabeetus.

See people, this is how you troll properly.

All too true. I am severely allergic to all fruit except citrus. The last non-citrus fruit I ate was a bite of peach. I was 16 and stupid and knew I was going to my friend's house, full of doctors, so I gambled. I lost the gamble. But honestly, it was worth it. Would I do it again? Nope, because dying is a…

I think I can definitely concede that point.

I often feel like HamNo and I should team up and fight crime (or at least say mean things about stuff).

18. Blackberries

I don't think you understand how to eat a peach.

As someone currently waddling painfully around her office while 36 weeks pregnant, because she doesn't want to start her maternity leave clock a second sooner than she has to...WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARTIFICIAL WOMBS?

When you are taught via religion that your only value as a woman is as an incubator, of course the idea of artificial wombs makes you nervous; what value do you have now if the only thing you think makes you valuable is no longer reserved just for you?

This is what it looks like when a white Republican woman, with a terrible philosophy on life and numerous (seemingly conflicting) viewpoints attempts to rationalize why something that threatens the identity she has constructed for herself is 'wrong' or 'bad.'

I hope Denton sees this and other comments like this and and takes them to heart. No one should hear this from employees: What we've dealt with these past few months finally reduced me to tears.

I too remember working so hard for my little star, but if memory serves that was the best system they had for dealing with trolls.

Obviously this is the first worldiest of first worldy problems right now, but how do we know if we're going to be bumped back to the grays? I've managed to claw my way out of the land of the unapproved/unstarred and unseen something like three times over the last four years across comment system updates, and the…

Ugh, remind me to pack a bolt cutter on my next vacation. I get that everyone finds different things romantic. I found it really romantic when my husband found me an amazing legendary axe in Diablo 3. Other people go in for flowers and candlelit dinners. Whatever. But these people with the locks are pretty much just…

That looks like a tasty burger.

Because your ass votes in the conservative (racist) sheriffs and politicians who will *click*clack*boom* any minority with bullets or the politicians' case words.