I hope Denton sees this and other comments like this and and takes them to heart. No one should hear this from employees: What we've dealt with these past few months finally reduced me to tears.

I too remember working so hard for my little star, but if memory serves that was the best system they had for dealing with trolls.

Obviously this is the first worldiest of first worldy problems right now, but how do we know if we're going to be bumped back to the grays? I've managed to claw my way out of the land of the unapproved/unstarred and unseen something like three times over the last four years across comment system updates, and the…

Ugh, remind me to pack a bolt cutter on my next vacation. I get that everyone finds different things romantic. I found it really romantic when my husband found me an amazing legendary axe in Diablo 3. Other people go in for flowers and candlelit dinners. Whatever. But these people with the locks are pretty much just…

That looks like a tasty burger.

Great job, Lilith!

This show is fucking BOOOOOOOORRRRINNNNNNGGGGGGGG.

SPOILER ALERT (4thish episode)

d) are subsidized by the government, and why should the government be spending money to make kids less healthy?

SPOILER ALERT [unless you have already seen the first episode then this isnt one]

She speaks as though she has something to say that is worthy of being heard. That's a pretty grave offense for a lot of FOX viewers, coming from a black woman.

Uppity. I think they mean uppity.

PLEASE post the followup story about their puppy named Scully who is skeptical about doors that can be opened.

The photo is so so great! Mr. DancingMuppets and I were discussing how bad we felt for the guy last night. Like, a v. famous and voluptuous rear end crosses your path, you're probably going to look (I know I would) and now he's all over the Post for everyone to see looking like a mildly creepy ass fetishist.

Because your ass votes in the conservative (racist) sheriffs and politicians who will *click*clack*boom* any minority with bullets or the politicians' case words.

I was just explaining to MrGhostBoobs that I know she never moved out because all of her selfies have been coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE (the house they share.)

I knew it! I knew they would get back together!

The guy just wanted to propose at 2 a.m. to a woman he wasn't dating.

I think 2014 is more like the year that enough people have access to platforms in which they can speak about and document violence against women. It's always been there; it's just a symptom of patriarchy that you didn't hear about it nearly as much 10 or 20 years ago.

"Not a bad guy"
"all just heart breaking"
"I don't know why I'm so cursed"