I almost called the cops on someone who was texting and driving the other day... Only it wasn't for texting and driving—I legitimately thought they were drunk. Seriously. They were swerving all over the fucking road. It wasn't until we were at a stop sign that I realized why she was driving so wrecklessly.

" I broke the law and then punished my son when he tried to do what he thought was right. Isn't that a hilarious anecdote where I don't come off looking terrible at all?!"

"He ratted on me while I risked both our lives in the most vapid and idiotic way possible...So I threw his phone out the window." These are our celebrities ladies and gentlemen. Woe to the republic.

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."

umm, yeeeeeeeah.......kinda need some pix or something, to umm, get the deal here .

My hippy-dippy MIL got all weepy when I told her I'd had an emergency c-section because I'd missed out on the birth experience. Well, considering we'd BOTH be dead without it, I think I'm ok with that. Just 'cause your body popped out five babies at home with no problem doesn't mean mine will!

And you misspelled it twice. Want to go for three while you're trying to call someone else stupid or has the sad irony of that finally hit you?

Wow! I thought CREATING a baby and caring for it properly into adulthood was part of the, "BECOMING A MOTHER EXPERIENCE." The METHOD that a child is brung into this world is not more important than producing a healthy child that is nutured, cared for, and loved.

This is so entirely a different thing. I can't adequately describe how different this is.

That would have fooled me.

Nah that's like 12 to0 many people to be Dashcon.

As you're tuned into Russian politics, could you ask them to stop shooting down civilian aircraft?

Holy Awesomeballs to that They Live Wonder Woman.

A friend of mine opted for a VBAC. TMI Alert: Her tearing was so severe that it nearly ruptured her anus. I won't go into how difficult her recovery was but it involved a urologist.

It's really hard to judge whether someone is acting against medical advice with good reason without having access to their personal medical records, which obviously we're not entitled to here. But after having a shocking number of friends post on Facebook that they're not vaccinating their children because they've…

What a prescient article! If only it came out 14 months ago when my now-ex moved in. Because giant, ugly breakups and moving back into your parents' house temporarily is shitty, shitty, shitty. This article is my life right now. I have GOT to get out of my parents' house. I feel 18 all over again.

I was surprised that Audrina Patridge (who I know is supposed to be famous for something, but I'm not sure what) went with the comic version of Mystique rather than the movie version. It was really good! She blue herself really well.

You're adorable!

I highly doubt that most of the Doctors without Borders are there for religious reasons. Or the Peace Corps.