SamJacksonFive
Sam Jackson Five
SamJacksonFive

Goddamn it... beat me by a few minutes...

I do not understand what he was trying to do/what the joke was meant to be (the only thing that comes to mind is the old National Lampoon cover)? Was there any text on the post? Why would anyone think this was funny on its own?

The man was simply paying tribute to the greatest magazine cover of all time...

I'd say it was an homage, but that dude doesn't really look like a huge fan of mid70s comedy periodicals.

I say new Daario every season. Just a rotating cast of Daarios.

PEDRO PASCAL FOR DAARIO 3.0!!

"Now that's how you scrub a fuckin' bloodstain!"

Pussy's 25% off for the next 15 minutes. And god rest those fine folk.

hoople head cocksucker

Another reason might be because they aren't permitted to enjoy the fairly-basic human right of sexual freedom.

Harrison Ford and some youngsters going "up River" to find the wizened old Jedi who's gone "off Grid" for some unknown reason? Maybe there's a vital reason they need him? Maybe related to the very reason he's gone off grid? OK... I'll buy that. Sounds good. Formulaic enough to be "A Star Wars" film, but potentially…

That's it. Luke Skywalker is gonna die before the end of the movie. The bearded mentor figure in Star Wars always dies before the end of the first movie.

Looks quite a bit like the drunks I see outside of 24 hour convenience stores. That I am at at 3 am. To buy beer. But not like those guys. Um...

He told the BBC that he was there "to lend his support and grow a 'contractually-obligated beard'."

I first learned about the sex lives of mimic orchids from reading a serialized chapter of Roger Zelazny's Doorways in the Sand that was in an issue of Analog Magazine.

Well, they are actively trying to remove choices, but I guess if it hurts your feelings we could switch to anti-female-bodily-autonomy.

They don't directly protest the convention; they just do their usual schtick.

I would take one sip and then have it standing on a shelf for years and point at it during home partys. No one would drink it because absinthe. But it would be there. Filled but dreaming.

Brandt can't read it though...or he has to pay $100