Corrected for the Tea Party:

I think I can hazard a guess: Pretty people, thin people, people who have good jobs, people who vote, people of color, white people, women, men, housewives, dog people, joggers and bicyclists.

Remember this when talks of climate change come up. The people funding studies that appear to contradict what 99% of scientists agree on tend to be the people who benefit most from lack of environmental regulations. The Koch brothers would have slightly less billions then they do now if more regulations are enacted.

Also, judging from the picture, people age faster in Afghanistan.

Well. Religion isn't helping, is it?

Maybe they can escape to another country and get asylum? Poor kids. So sad and senseless.

What? You mean that people aren't lining up to invest in a company promoting $800 Turkish bath towels, watercress smoothies and Israeli beet gluten-free bread, or whatever - all peddled by one of the most insufferable people on this planet?

WAIT. GOOP IS ACTUALLY A THING? I thought it was just a funny name we called her...

Wait... I thought Goop was just some silly expensive hobby. I didn't think she was actually trying to profit off of it...

I have no idea why, but this video felt kind of... disconcerting? Maybe the FOV or the weird music.

This article probably could have been titled 'How Jupiter Scared the Easter holiday out of me'

You know narcissism doesn't have to be about looks. People who go around believing they deserve their own little violin and feel the need to play it all the time can also be considered a narcissist.

I've had crap comments about my weight at gyms and on the street, and it never would have ocurred to me to assume that she was ignorant of or insensitive to such bullying. Try to direct your active fantasy life in a more positive direction. (Oh, and the puppies. She wears boots, so she must kick puppies.)

No one goes to Taco Bell for "Mexican food" or even "Tex-Mex." I'm actually Mexican and know the difference of the two cuisines. Real Mexican food rarely, if ever, utilizes cheese and sour cream or veggie/fruit-goodies like tomatoes and avocado.

I think you need to check your taco privilege, my friend.

I do not have a taqueria near my house. I do have a Taco Bell less than 5 minutes away.

remember when you could run a marathon without having to raise money for some disease/cause you don't give a shit about?

I don't think I could do 26.2 miles in under 2 and a half hours if you let me break it up over a week.