Oi. This smarmy dude needs a kick in the balls.

I believe the right medical term for that is

Both series have a box that delivers inexplicable, mind-blowing pain. It's just that in Dune the box is fictional, and in Star Wars the box is the one the prequel discs come in. Tough call either way.

that david s goyer ghost rider film sounds like it could've been pretty kick-ass

So I've only been at this parenting thing for 2 years now, but in my experience, just do your best not to push an agenda one way or the other. This means…

So it'll be full of Serkis animals, huh?

Congratulations to Kanye West for breaking down barriers and proving that a rich, famous, media hungry celebrity can wear designer clothes and pose for the cover of a hallow, trash publication.

You really did it!

Whatever, you will have to pry the gum out of my cold dead mouth before I give it up. And you know what? I'm polite about gum- I chew half a stick at a time, with my mouth closed, and when I'm finished with it I wrap it in a bit of paper and throw it away. So fuck all you gum haters.

♫ Uterus man, uterus man, / Doing the things a uterus can / Carries a fetus to gestation / Confuses dudes with its location / Whoa-oh / Here comes the uterus man....

It makes me smile and it keeps my teeth clean.

Gum is awesome. I usually chew a piece or 2 after lunch at work because I like cinnamon breath and this way I got to work on getting some sweet jaw muscle definition!

WHATEVER JEZEBEL ILL JUST BE OVER HERE PUTTING MY CHEWING GUM IN MY MICROWAVE

I introduced chewing gum to my small grandchildren. It is better than eating candy with calories and sugar. Plus, it helps slowly pick up stuff stuck between their teeth between meals. I send several packs a week with my teenager to school. A lot, many, quite of few of those teenagers need something minty in their…

Yes. We all know bullying is wrong. Kids are fucking evil. But to create a whole "cause" over a backpack and pulling a kid out of school for two weeks is just ridiculous. He's in fourth grade, I think he should be aware at this point that some people are assholes, and that's not going away. Buy the kid a different…

I can't believe someone hasn't said Seth Gecko yet:

The only member of the Watchmen that steadfastly held onto his beliefs, namely the truth. Never wavered, even with the threat of his own inevitable death hanging over him.

I feel like I'll be told that John Constantine doesn't count since 'he's a hero', but that's something I've always been happy to argue. Talk about the epitome of mad, bad and dangerous to know.

'evening, squire...

You bad-mouth Snuffy, you face my COLD STEEL! I challenge thee!