It's up to you to train the fellas to do the things you like.

236. Dennis Morrison - you are a MORON.

Honk! :)

This is why I've given up speaking to people I find attractive. Now, I just carry a horn. Oddly, I'm doing about as well as I was before. AHWOOOOOOOOGA!

Technically, of the people you listed, you only have to like James Brown.

Mrs. Charming Potato sure is pretty.

Why hate on boxing, a sport millions have participated in, a sport many people— black, white, and everything else— have found discipline and character through?

I don't give a shit if you're a fucking unicorn, lil' dick.

Because Steve-Dave still isn't as cool as Tyreseacondria?

It's all well and good to be a backwoods religious zealot until you do something your fellow backwoods religious zealots don't approve of.

1.2M? That's, like, a large chunk of her "Back-To-Basics Spring Wardrobe" money.

Obviously, Del Taco is using this "mistake" to borrow some cash so that they can reopen all those restaurants nationwide they closed twenty years ago.

Can you please list other groups of people for which your sympathy is "limited?"

Get a sense of humor. And don't wear a hat like that one.

Thanks for the heads-up! I thought the whole thing sounded weird.

Sweet! I'll, no doubt, order some. I just won't be putting them on cards to my mee-maw.

God, I love Craig Ferguson. Simply watching this gif has me laughing my ass off. Thanks :)

That's... odd.